Working Out Can Be Complex
The more one self indulges Lives the hedonists life Works out, Works, Eats out, Goes out, He forgets about the Struggles The plights that exist All around the world Maybe get a glimpse of [...]
It’s Official: Black Triangle Sightings in US are NSA Surveillance Drone Blimps
Commonly known as BBD (Big Black Deltas), BBT (Big Black Triangles), or Stealth Blimps, have been finally confirmed by a high ranking official (anonymous) that these sightings are a part of a joint [...]
Monumental
As the ancient river that crawls endlessly Through the sprawling jagged mountains Tipped with moss and wind swept trees Comes to a curve, the engineers eye this spot Their minds made at [...]
It Settles
Ask the dust Like Fante chasing a cat Like Papa in Key West Gnawing guts like Lynch Hung Listen to Christopher Indeed, God is not great Hitchens, not Walken Poking you with a soldering [...]
The Life Ironic
(Editor’s Note: This article has been more or less in the works for months. Not because it’s that good, but because I’ve been procrastinating. Looking back on it now, I can’t help but smile [...]
Asian, Korean, sports, boxing
Amir Esfahani Gouache and inkjet on paper 8.5x11 2012
String on Finger
Once I heard the most beautiful Music I ever had It enchanted my ears I never wanted to turn it off It made me feel perfect Not as intense as an orgasm But a perfect high it [...]
Girlfriend
My first girlfriend I was only 15, trying to be a Skinhead, a rudeboy Naive to it all Found a perfect angel at a dance Went through some hell to try and Romance her Looking [...]
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After five years I finally came into a bit of money, and shocked by this forgotten feeling, I had absolutely no idea what I should do with it. So, not being particularly interested in much of anything, I chose to do something nice for my long suffering gal and took her out to a fancy dinner. Something as seemingly simple as this proved to be a bit of a problem right from the start, as I had little idea of a good place to eat. To be fair, I eat out at restaurants somewhat often, but usually in the $15-$20 range. This [...]
One of the greatest musical amalgamations has finally arrived,The Wudos Band. Here is the track King Theodore. The Budos Band plus Wu-tang, need anyone say more? The good news is that there is an entire album of The Wudos Band. Produced by Tekst of The Higher Concept, a producer and engineer for many in the Wu-Tang family. This album is a mash-up of Wu-Tang and the stinky beats of The Budos Band.
I heard these dudes on the way home from work on one of those PBS style radios stations, probably 88.9. I was dog tired but gesticulated only like a white dude could in his car after slaving in a grocery store for thirteen hours. First off, the vocals are kind of slightly a scoshe reminiscent of Lenny Kravitz on the gritty side. That’s the only critique I have of them so far. The plus side, they have a Black Sabbath esque guitar and drum stylings that works with the vocals nicely. Definitely a revivalist groups I’m pleased to have heard. [...]
Watching the morning news I see another kid killed himself dead For being queer And listening to queer music and doing queer things Cyber-bullied they say. So I posit to the slack-jawed Bigoted masses Spit glistening on their red lips: Whether spouting from the safety of a dark room Or hiding behind your extreme facade And likely closeted friends Dull eyes staring out at the world I ask What exactly made you so afraid Of one less male To compete with?
Editor’s note: The Folsom Hotel has been shut down for over two weeks for serving too much alcohol to a patron and cited by ABC. My initial reaction was fuckin’ A! It’s just a god damn bummer this place didn’t catch on fire trapping literally hundreds of douchebags inside and prematurely taking their lives, leaving their parents to mourn for the rest of their lives. We can’t win ‘em all. The good news is the City of Folsom won’t be getting a dime from them. Another reason why it would be nice for this place to just burn to the [...]
Editor’s note: After literally days and looking through zero resumes a possible new writer has been considered. We certainly welcome diversity here at LanguageAbuse, so we commissioned a gay dude. Here is the email from our candidate. HOLLA what’s up Mr. Smith? Life’s good as good as it can be in lame ass Sacramento:/ As long as I have a tiara on my head and a dick in my mouth, I have no complaints:) So I’m down to contribute some shit to your site I just need to know what is off limits? I can be pretty blunt for instance [...]
I want to say thanks to Obama for ruining my one day off, if I can sound typically LA (that means selfish, shallow and not making eye contact) and not give a shit about anything. The Zechs Marquise were playing a free show last night at Cheetahs to promote their new album. This of course is Omar Rodriguez Lopez’s little brother’s band, an experimental experiment of musical stylings. They are heavy doses of outer space and funk, and energetic fusion and a bit of jamminess to ‘em (unfortunately that’s my best description) If you like the Mars Volta, and weird [...]
Editor’s note: This fuckhole is really starting to piss me the fuck off. Mr. Roberts deals in life forgery, ripping people off for their hard earned snacks and soda pop. He bills himself as a paranormal investigator, luckily he’s located in Sacramento, about 400 miles away from me. why I read it, I’m sick and usually bored. The best part is he can’t take a hint to save his past life. He is arguably the most prolific bullshitter next to Dan Savage, who I hear is a Jew. The Sacpress has a fantastic lil feature where readers can vote up [...]
I hate baseball. It’s boring, it sucks, the people who watch it perplex me. I won’t watch a movie about baseball either. Hope this helps.
It’s first grade, where is Redding? One pair of dirty jeans, thats all I need. Hot, Sweat, A litter of retarded rabbits born with Half their bodies. The mother eats them in the garage, the smell. I can taste them through the hot air. I have a machete that I found in a hay stack, its all I need. Abandoned mines, play with mercury in my hands, I name them. Neighbors live in concrete tube. I cut down the cherry tree, but I am not honest. I wake up in third grade, I can’t read anymore, put in the retard [...]
I came across this article today because I was trying to find some current articles by Tom Rupp. He was nominated by me as the worst writer in Sacramento. Literally a guy so enamored with blowing Jesus and his father that he has grown stupid on celestial cum. This is also the man who raped my mother impregnating her with Siamese twins, one was a blue baby. Rupp is a born again so the courts dismissed the case and forced my mother to give birth to the twins, claiming that rape was a gift from God. Back to Manderes, the [...]
When I think of Sacramento, I’m glad I was drunk the whole time while I was living there. There weren’t enough drugs or beer to officially numb me and redirect the mental pain of having to live there, to a more personal and physical pain I experienced waking up everyday with a hangover and smelling like cigarette butts. Other than just living in Sacramento, there is nothing more draining, soul crushing and embittering than trying to get a career there. But for some reason if and when that career or opportunity comes your way, kiss that promotion on the butthole [...]
I would consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of fine Kentucky Straight Bourbon. I have been partaking of it much longer than this so called current “craze” you see taking place. There are even many smaller companies making craft bourbons, many of which are very good. That aside, this is the guide for those that want to drink some good shit and wake up not remembering a god damned thing. Ancient Age - 5/ 5 stars What can you say about Ancient Age. This heavenly nectar from Buffalo Trace distillers is probably the cheapest Kentucky Straight Bourbon you can find, [...]
Dick Valentine – This is where we are tonight. Everybody under surveillance from a satellite. You can be the first one on your block to die. Today I found out from Kathy Griffin that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has ended. She didn’t call me, we don’t even know each other. I follow her Twitter feed. Not because I think she’s funny but simply I find her sexy, visually. Basically I am hoping for the day we can have sex. Not just any sex but I want her to beat the shit out of me, black eyes, jam strange things up [...]
Editor’s Note: This isn’t a very popular website. In fact it sucks pure shit. The layout is amateur and the content is filthy and depraved, and the content that isn’t gross is poetry. To be honest I figured Hustler would have contacted me by now to write sadistic and perverse stories about hitting on my cousins during the holidays over some Christmas sandwiches and then hardcore fucking without a condom on in her car only to blow my load on the E brake, their tits and jean miniskirts, then wiping my dick off with the paper bag my tall boy [...]
Sometimes you think some topics are Buried 6 foot under forever And as so much they are But sometimes the best or worst things Will resurface When, or if, they resurface Their mindsets, their perceptions; Are theirs. Period Falling back in like a waterfall Hands out, free fall Letting emotion fall down can be A fatal mistake (arms in or out?) For what I feel, surely they do not feel Easily cold they are which is OK One may ask: Continue or not? As, I don’t want more What I have is just fine But I don’t want to allow [...]
Bitches get treated like bitches But always want to be treated like women Women get treated like women But always want to be treated like bitches Bastards get treated like bastards But they think they are men Men get treated like men But they think they are bastards I try to ring a drip of humanity, Knuckles white with passion, Out of a proverbial washcloth No signs of moisture The last vulture came Hundreds of years ago And drank Gods last tear That eked its way out Of this dusty wash cloth Now in this desert of humanity Exists, only [...]
As I sit in my desk At community college Once again later in age I never thought I would be “That guy” If you have ever Attended a community college You know whom I speak of Sitting there, Waiting for instruction I over hear a conversation A cute 19 year old… “Ohy mhuy gawd, burning man Was so fawking insane, it was Craaaazy” No wonder the founder of that Event Went And burnt down the burning man Prematurely Ejaculations, As I sat there in my human sexuality class; We are about to talk about I wonder Did, “that guy” Hear [...]
While working in my fantastic lil grocery store in fantastic lil LA some old fart decided to tell me about arsenic in apple juice. I wasn’t losing any sleep over arsenic in apple juice, because I’m not five years old anymore, I don’t drink apple juice. And we’ve all put worse things into our bodies. I don’t think the general population of the US is highly concerned with what they put into their bodies anyway, since everyone is a filthy corpulent diabetic shit stain on Earth’s history. So anyway this pale and forgetful old man kept saying apple juice had [...]
Special report filed by our New York correspondent: Mark Harrison Using various images of the horrific aftermath of 9/11/2001, I have devoted the greater part of the last decade into reading the sacred geometry of 9-11. Many conclusions may be up for debate about what follows, but the overall message is as concrete as the middle of The Hoover Dam. First and foremost, I am a leading expert in the field of sacred geometry. My experiences in visual-spatial geometrical meditation to interpret the meanings of the sacred geometry turned up some very shocking results about the uncertainty of the future. [...]
Millions of studies show that huffing has increased after 911. Huffing has become a worldwide epidemic, but those in the US suffer far greater than those in Southern Mexico city. Groups most susceptible to huffing metallic paints, rubber cement and Bic pens are blacks, Chicanos, whites near Birdcage, and kids who like like the band with fat white guys that paint their face like Kiss. Huffing has taken a nefarious hold on inner city youth and is currently destroying the social fabric of today’s society. One parent said in an interview about huffing in a post 911 wworld “Fuck 911 [...]
LA Weekly’s article about Bukowski’s hangouts.
Rich kids of the world, unite and take over Rich kids of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over Learned to love money and pretend I was OK Now, today, tomorrow, and always My only weakness is my dads ATM But last night the Kardashians and Jersey Shore was all I saw on MTV Rich kids of the world, unite and take over Rich kids of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over A smug look at the real, makes me feel good inside Only for a short time, knowing I’m propped [...]
I walked by drunken swagger Staggering On my way into “Hot Rods” A local gay restaurant I usually get their breakfast sandwich Bacon AND sausage On the way out I saw some young travelers Two crusty punks We talked about politics Wars Oppression Hate The rich, the poor They seemed OK The girl casually told me “I am gonna go get an abortion tomorrow” As if it was routine I asked them if they wanted to come; Stay in my small studio They said sure She wanted to take a shower So she would be, Well, Presentable for her abortion, [...]
I love coming home to you Whether you are lying there Or looking out the window waiting We talk; even though we really don’t You love me back Sometimes I rub your back And we always miss each other Sometimes I put on a movie Sometimes we watch Netflix I always make you dinner but I don’t mind that Usually I smother you with kisses Before bed Then, you usually jump Into your litter box and take a shit And lick your asshole Clean
I recently moved to Los Angeles and decided to party with a friend before I left. Here is a short series of IMs I received while I was at work. I shant mention his name. “Hey, I think I left my phone at your place. Can you give me a call when you’re around so I can come get it?” “Shit, I feel stupid as fuck now. You can’t call me.” “So I found my phone in my truck. I am an idiot.” “Dude, i’m so sorry about that seriously, I woke up out of a dead sleep this morning [...]
knowing I’m into poetry a friend gave me a copy of: Poets & Writers Magazine I flipped through the pages a nice looking magazine a real pro the fucking big time, but all I see are ads low residency MFAs blah, blah, blah an interview with a graphic designer more bullshit seems like this is made for the left liberal elite the hipster kid blindly listening to her dubstep doesn’t know an ounce about his pseudo-politics I flip through the pages all I see are ads more ads not a single Poem not one I’ll use the pages to clean [...]
Pain and loss inspires stories of pain and loss Happiness inspires no creativity Strange experiences somehow never quite inspire Accomplishments inspire you to want more accomplishments Girlfriends and boyfriends inspire stagnancy Because of this The only lover a real artist must have is his craft One may even look at it this way: When extremely creative, going the real distance Staying up all night, manic Downing adderall to stay awake, He is doing the same as what people call “fucking” Except happy little couples go to the bathroom after Clean up, cuddle, make food, go to bed The artist critiques [...]
Sometimes my upper body is so sore I then wonder whats going on I think I think Did I get in a bar fight And don’t remember? I think more And it always comes back the same Sex
I was on my way to the store with a plastic bag full of change The idea was to go to the CoinStar to get some cash to buy a sandwich As I went West on Santa Monica Blvd A hipster girl with big tits And thigh And ankle And calf tattoos Slid easily by astride a swank fixie with purple rims and useless handlebars This is why she didn’t use them As she used her long legs to pedal and steady the bike Whilst she texted on her iPhone Oblivious to the world This snapshot whizzed by an out [...]
The string prophecy is true Always seemingly connected Fleeting in and out Souls intersect in some odd fashion Unexplainably complicated But unexplainably simple Dreamlike Mean to each other at times Down for each other always Changed Changes still occurring Realization life is vast Realization of Profound respect Rage once had quickly Melts to smiles And stories Listening to Gucci Gucci, Fendi Fendi Laughing, Joking Will I see her again, I’m sure When, who knows
Editors note: Although this story is entirely true, some names have been changed to protect the innocent! Last night I became very inebriated; I had drunk red wine, Ancient Age brand whiskey, and a couple of IPAs. I had a nice good buzz going after I had spent the night hanging out at a couple dive bars with my friend and his girl, and a couple other people. The night hastily wrapped up right around 2. As my friend was getting text after text from his anxious girl waiting for his rod, I waved bye to him as I went [...]
Little nineteen year old Maybe 20 Or 18 What Are you doing? Lost and Confused and Wandering Happily in love Joy time like division Not yet incensed with the Emotional breakdown Or real eyes That what you had Was in your mind depressed mode Depeche Mode new mode Your rock Was sand to her She was built on solid foundation To you Built on concrete To her Sand dune foundations You were willing to wager It all The whole time was Carnival Rides She Was along for the Ride How fun Up, down, around In, out, about The sand dunes [...]
It used to be just the queers here And us We were the odd men out Queers amongst queers But they accepted us and things were good Then the people moved out And rents went down Aspiring actors and various other shit-bags moved in And took over Half naked girls appeared by the pool But this was somehow worse Now couples and groups of friends Scream and argue in the street About jobs And love And auditions I hear them through the window and I hate them Every day The sky is queer and gray at night I’m sure it’s [...]
*Reality-based “fiction” Drink an ayahuasca and tonic. Throw a frozen GoGirl at someone’s head who’s wearing a “livestrong” bracelet. Foursome with hot disenfranchised former Soviet Bloc girls. Literally ride a tiger (under humane conditions of course). I refuse to think Ronnie James wasn’t on to something major. Free baited bears and help kill their keepers by pulling out their teeth and nails and making them fight dogs. Accurately define “Neohyperpostfuturism” and teach it at Harvard. Take a bullet (non-lethal/debilitating). Build a Mandroid and teach it to drive. Go semi-pro in the bumfighting circuit. Witness munging. Scuba up to an oceanside party wearing [...]
*Complete Fiction Do some gay shit (Just to see if it’s all the hype) Do needle drugs, injecting into my penis vein Get raped, and collect SSI Walk in on two of my buddies’ dads butt-fucking Run a meth lab using child labor Buy a bride and resell her on the black market Buy dirty bomb materials on the black market Be a black market salesman Be part of a federal investigation Be a part of an electronic band that lip-syncs all their material Own an Island Make the island a sovereign nation Do that shit where you kidnap people [...]
I had the fantastic idea of creating a Language Abuse Bucket List among the four contributors of Language Abuse. The Bucket List was to be crude, offensive, demeaning, horrid, and possibly get us into legal trouble. I don’t know why I even bother. Trying to compel writers or anyone to write anything is a fucking god damned impossible task. I hate my team, and I think their work is substandard at best, and they should just go poop out some poop and give their own poop some head. Here is the only response I got (author to remain anonymous). “So, [...]
1995 – 2011
If you have wandered over to my occasional rant-articles from time to time and are here again, congratulations. Now ask yourselves; do I have a boyfriend/girlfriend? If so, this article may offend you, or it might do quite the opposite. You may pat yourself on your back and say to yourself “wow, I have a healthy and thriving relationship!” Let’s get to the meat of it. My last relationship sucked really badly. I mean it sucked beyond a Dyson on crack rocks. Granted I’m in no way perfect, it by no means justified the nasty things I endured. My judgment [...]
William Burroughs – “The writer does not own words any more than a painter owns colors. So let’s dispense of this originality fetish.” I’ve considered myself a writer for a long time. The problem is I don’t really write anything, I’ve had writer’s block since I started writing. I have misled some into thinking I was a journalist, like the lobbyist I had sex with. Her dog would sometimes pick the condom out of the trash and run away with it, the full yellow scumbag dangling from its mouth as if it were a trophy. We never spoke about where [...]
You(re) fake smile And your dead eyes Look right through me They always did I saw that God forsaken Excuse for a soul No soul Gotta go on a search But until then Keep smiling that Fake smile It’s painfully obvious Unless your fucking that person You want to believe that fake Smile But deep down A fake smile Is a fake smile And it looks right through people And through the walls And out into the sidewalk And falls into the gutter That fake smile The gutter sweeper comes by Instead of raking it up in its load It [...]
By Michael Jones Governments ignore externalities of corporations, this is the way Washington (and global economy) works, politics, lobbyists, etc. The modern juggernaut of a corporation has to flip profits at amazing rates and will let nothing get in its path, including the government. This has become the rule, not the exception. If governments would pay attention to, and require all businesses to take care of any externalities which are negative, and caused by corporations we might find ourselves in a much better place. An externality is anything that occurs as an unintended consequence; here we are talking about them [...]
As we staggered out The restaurant At 2:30 AM I asked my friend If these two girls I met Could come over to his pad He said, “Sure” We swung by their car They happened to have Champagne So with that bottle we headed back We smoked a J And split to my house a few Blocks over They started making out I dove in Clothes came off Fingers were penetrating Girls were moaning I got handed a magnum Not a gun Put it on I woke up two hours later With two blondes next to me That was nice [...]
Local Sacrademento DJ crew The Sleeprockers will be performing at the Blue Lamp July 9 for Second Saturday. Among a talented group of DJs scratching your face off, there will be give aways, throw aways, flash drives full of music, headphones, hip hop babes, crazy shit like that. DJ’S Rated R, Nocturnal, & Mr.Vibe have shared many stages with world renowned musicians and DJs, toured at the national & international level, released full length albums & mixtapes, played at acclaimed venues & clubs, won multiple awards & competed in an array of DJ competitions. Get fucked up and do weird [...]
I woke up one day to realize that I had been in a coma for 15 years. The doctors told me it was a medical mystery that I had survived and had awakened. After a couple weeks of intensive therapy I left the hospital excited to see what advances had taken places over the last 15 years. Back before the accident in 1996 people were talking about the internet a little bit, but it wasn’t that common, I was shocked to see how pervasive this so called internet was in everyone’s lives. Also everyone kept asking me if I had [...]
Fucking ridiculous…
What’s with people who are obsessed with Apple and everything the company does? Yeah they make cool software and at times have nifty innovations. Why is there such a “Cult of Apple?” There are three major factors which I will outline below. Guess what? You are the people that fell for that ridiculous advert bonanza back in 2006 or whatever the fuck year that was. You know, the commercial where that douche bag actor juxtaposes next to a supposed PC nerd type actor. Exploiting obvious stereotypes that any idiot under a rock could see through. No doubt there are archaic [...]
Aside from race relations never being properly resolved in Marx’s brilliant ideas I often wonder about what his take on fashion and art would possibly be. It clicked for me when I started thinking about the differences between design and art and I believe he (Marx) would agree with what follows. Design always has functionality; someone may look at a beautiful chair by Herman Miller Co. and say, “Wow that is a lovely piece of art.” Although more and more we are seeing the blurring of the line betwixt art and design it should be clearly stated that design is [...]
Lately, I’ve found myself taking baths after work. I’ve found they are infinitely more relaxing than taking a shower. Maybe it’s that I’ve had one day off in about three weeks and I’m starting to burn out. But showers have become laborious, tedious and is becoming nothing more than a chore for me. Standing up and using my arms to scrub the nasty filth of humanity off me is hard work. It never comes off. Wild yeast strains, fungus and bacterias gravitate and swirl around in my store like it’s the center of the universe. The gravitational pull of disease [...]
Note by Author: All of my works are purely of fiction and must be read that way. Girls that do Cocaine annoy the shit out of me. I can easily spot a female that is a coke head. Three hints: You could be in the middle of anything; sex, sushi, church, and they get a call or text and they book it out the door with some lame ass excuse. Oh yeah, how many times has your grandma died now? When you go out with them they mysteriously disappear for inordinate amounts of time. Finally they are usually skinny as [...]
Astrology and the people that believe it are idiots. If it were in fact true in the pure theoretical means that proponents of it ascribe to, it would be a scientifically provable theory, period. Guess what? Astrology writers are just random people who make shit up and publish it. Sorry to break your paradigm, but even though astrologists have some general guidelines they follow, IE stupid shit like “Virgos are hot headed but good lovers” and “Gemini’s are very organized and have free spirits,” it doesn’t change the fact that the daily horoscopes they write are made up fantasies. At [...]
All the trappings of a creative environment are here Solitude a TV books music mirrors and some drink In this instance Spanish gin and rye whiskey Firsts both And yet it’s not coming It Werner Erhard it My two dogs sniff each other’s asses And some Jap movie about hell is on the 27” This is a tale of things that every hipster Every mouth breather Every single waste of space that slithers around the street And socializes and digs the scene And drips irony Writes about But I’m old(er) And conservative mostly Filled with contempt and disgust And I [...]
Yeah that title is right. I don’t care about your “septum problems”, or your “allergies” or whatever else dumb fuck reason you have for not breathing out of your nose. Mouths were made for eating and chewing food, and perhaps to secondarily breathe out of while you sleep in case your nose get blocked (so you don’t die – duh!). If you walk around cognizant of your ridiculous mouth breathing know this: you look like an idiot. I oft wonder if mouth breathers even realize they are mouth breathers, or if they are just too stupid to care. Also I [...]
We were several hundred miles south of Sacramento when we stopped for gas at one of the many non-descript truck stop/fast food hubs along the five en route to Los Angeles. I was travelling with my brother, his girl, her 3 y/o daughter, their two dogs and two cats in a caravan that was trickling it’s way south at a painfully slow pace; my brother and I up front in his work truck, his girl behind in a SUV. At this time I was operating at half capacity when we stopped for gas, my brain still dulled from long nights, [...]
Dr. Johns M. Pierston Ph.D. Dr. Abrams Larry Johnson Psy.D. Let me preface this very scientific article to let all you readers know that all participants in this study were fully briefed in what they were getting involved in. In other words “no one was really hurt in the process of this study.” We have always had the sneaking suspicion that a subset of men/women may actually enjoy forced sex, AKA rape. Since this is a very sensitive topic to even talk about, over at our research center we decided that we would put out a classified ad in the [...]
During my struggle to wake up in the morning, usually an hours long process, I’ll think about my sex life. I think it has a lot to do with my strange half conscious state and desire to dream about being high on drugs. I think about the women I see at work. None of my colleagues, but real women who jaunt confidently through the produce section in one piece blue dresses that reveal a little leg above the knee. I think about the relationships I’m glad I’m not in anymore and all the bad sex and shitty mishaps that come [...]
I have security issues. I don’t need those sick fuckers from United Reporting profiling me or my where abouts. I don’t need the sick fags at work knowing who I talk to, what I do, what I’m into. What people are doing via FB is everyday conversation where I work. I prefer not to know about them and they don’t need to know about me. Unfortunately FB dissolves the line between freedom of speech and work place etiquette. Thus it becomes a liability and a source of gossip, not a professional networking tool. FB changed the world and how people [...]
The bourgeoisie is a speck of the general population The “middle class” is largely a hologram designed by the bourgeoisie This “middle class” is riddled with debt and loans that the bourgeoisie owns Beneath the middle class façade lies a regular proletarian The stock market is a tool invented by the bourgeoisie In reality the vast majority of the stock market is owned and controlled by the bourgeoisie It provides the proletariat with the false feeling of ownership It gives the proletariat the needed feeling of probability of upper mobility (POUM) The American corporation has the same rights of a [...]
As predictable as Bukowski taking another shot Of Whiskey Or Hunter Thompson taking as many drugs he possibly can Then shooting his typewriter Or like Ferlinghetti’s poem structure Even Hemingway’s groundbreaking style Maybe like Burroughs shooting up Cash With some fine southern heroin Like Camus and his elegant words Like Vonnegut’s playful words bouncing on the page But reflecting reality all too well As boring as Burroughs westerns As soothing as Hesse Like the imagery of Brautigan As revolutionary as Engels and Marx As insightful and thought provoking as Feynman As gay as Ginsberg As colorful as Corso, The pain [...]
Here is an article about mustaches. Not only is the subject lamer than a three legged homeless dog, there is a complete failure to recognize the most epic staches in history, ie Nietsche and Sam Elliot. This is what passes for community involvement and entertainment in this wretched city. Fart on my mustache
While I was making some scramby eggs for breakfast I gave my dog the middle finger. He looked at me without raising his head, lifted one eyebrow as if he might expect a command or a treat, then ignored me. “Look at me while I give you the finger!” He again raised one eyebrow then ignored me. He was laying down and wasn’t interested in much else. My dog is also about twelve years old and not much stamina these days. This isn’t a command that anyone really goes about manifesting, I can’t expect my dog to do the same. [...]
From a purely sociological point of view the way I would normally look at this topic is by doing some sort of survey/data capturing technique on the subject then analyzing it in-depth. However, this article will make many inferences and will contain my opinion, so take it as just that: an opinion article as are most of my articles on here. 2011: Lesbianism, Winning! Its all around me, and this is fine, absolutely fine, I love gay people as much as I love straight or asexual people. Well, you asexual folks are a little weird; we all know that you [...]
Dick out Pissing in the sink Pulled a hair out my face With tweezers It was malformed Mushy and thick I twisted and gnashed it Between my fingernails I looked at it Like it was a poor Disabled brother I finished pissing in the sink Looked up Saw that I had a Red lump on my Eyelid And thought Damn I look sorry That’s when I noticed A stretch mark It’s too bad That all of the bodies skin Isn’t made up of Boner skin Because if it was No one Would have Stretch marks
So…who the fuck wears sweaters in a city that has one season? And this neologism sucks. UNCL sucks
Guess who made the cut today. Tom Rupp sucks fat dick
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I sell things from time to time on Ebay, mostly antiques and clothing or basically anything I know will resell. I’m not some super powerseller or anything, I just do it when I have some extra time. I have been a bit busy lately so I haven’t sold so much. Coincidently in this slow period they sent me a survey. I found this surevy quite interesting in the fact that it was questioning me mainly in regards to whether I would be more inclined to sell if they had EBay branded drop off and pick up services and Ebay stations [...]
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.8382/pub_detail.asp Its funny how the dipshit that wrote this article says “he returns to the governors mansion.” If he knew an iota about Jerry Brown he would know that he refused to live in it when he was our governor before.
Here is a poem for Jerry Brown. For Jerry Brown
First and foremost let me give you due disclosure; I am new to psychology and plan on entering graduate studies in psychology soon, and I only hold my bachelor’s degree right now. After taking an a few psychology courses and most notably an abnormal psychology course I would like to discuss a topic that keeps entering my mind. The topic is about how we look at and perceive abnormal psychology as a whole. The DSM-IV-TR is laid out in such a fashion that if one can examine a person’s daily interactions/thoughts/etc they can match these symptoms to a list of [...]
Oh your soul The artful thinking self Convinced you are one of the Written word The colors And sound I hate to break it to Thy fragile soul You belong in the Corporate world Being a Data entry Clerk II
One year on my birthday My sister wrote on my Birthday card: “PS. Quit drinking, it will change your life, It sure changed mine, Now I have a family, And I’m quite happy.” I thought about it For a few months When her birthday arrived I wrote on the bottom of her card: “PS. I’m quite happy, As is, Thank you.”
If a perfectly painted elephant Were painted to blend Exactly as the eye saw it Against the background Of a room, or outdoors; Anywhere One would say the elephant didn’t exist If camouflaged exactly so What if the opposite could also be done? What if there were empty spaces Camouflaged inversely In the background In a room, or outdoors; Anywhere, Within our existence Disguised as the background That we knew nothing about What are these spaces then?
Black squares entombed by Circles touching edges Golden cross with a window behind it A sprinkler head with A long gun barrel mounted upon it A large two dimensional rotating surface With many purple Buttons upon it A glowing pyramid On the horizon A cylindrical object Plunges towards earth This creates Retaliation And Then War begins
A simple moment in time Was suspended that night It was drawn out into a universe A big bang creation within my brain It affected me deeply I let it be known, to you, that it did so And this poem is about you You act as if it was nothing That a fly landed on your shoulder And you swatted it away Is that the truth? Which lies within your skull? Or do your insecurities make you Act as if you don’t care Because once you let someone in And things don’t go your route; They are shut out? [...]
Coming soon! A poetry rag. Please email me if you are interested in submitting! I don’t want this thing to be completely written by me.
Was it the old man? Did he creep in your room Moonlight glistening on his forehead “Don’t worry This is normal”, he said Or rather his brother Came in and said “Don’t worry This is normal, Keep this our little secret” Or was it just me? Was I such a monster that You can’t bare to hear my voice Or do you see old ladies in your sleep Or do you secretly hate the old lady For what she put you through Hate her so much you Displace that hate To those that care? Whatever your demons You can always [...]
If you are ———————–Everything ————to me Without ————————————–You ————-I have ———————————————————Nothing
Back some time ago I wrote an article exploring the implications of so called “net neutrality.” Today the FCC approved net neutrality rules in a 3-2 vote. My intent here is not to examine the intricacies of what was adopted and what is was not but to give you more of a wider picture of why this is so important for all of us. In our society we have different classes of people, as you know. Most people are middle class (income approx. $30,000 – $500,000 a year), about 99% of you are. One percent of the population is considered [...]
Wikipedia- The current Folsom Dam, built in 1955, replaced an earlier, smaller dam that had been completed in 1893 by Horatio Gates Livermore. The earlier dam had fed the Folsom Powerhouse, generating electricity that was transmitted to Sacramento over a 22 miles (35 km)-long distribution line, the longest electrical distribution system in the world at the time. The remains of the earlier dam can be seen downstream from the Folsom Lake Crossing. The current dam was originally authorized by Congress in 1944 as a 355,000 acre·ft (438,000 dam) flood control unit. Folsom Dam was reauthorized in 1949 as a 1,000,000 [...]
Dizzying percussion like in a ditch In World War I Only thing saving you is that thin metal helmet But you keep bobbing up Looking for the enemy So you can shoot them or try But when your head comes up You become the target you were looking for There is no other way out You may lay there hopeless Waiting For relief For someone to inform you its over For that savior to introduce herself But she never comes Instead you keep trying And aiming Dodging and Ducking And when she comes She shoots you Between the eyes
She doesn’t love me anymore That’s what the birds chirp everyday She, my car never starts easy No one listens or cares But why should they? It’s a car Aside from that Hungry for a quarter pounder With cheese I walked to the local golden arches And ordered a quarter pounder With cheese As I sat there I noticed I was in a hub A hub of activity There were no normal people in this McDonalds There was just an odd presence I arose from my seat and glimpsed behind the counter I noticed a decked out system back there [...]
first the bubbles, then the kick to the gut visceral and soothing in the make-you-piss-blood kinda way irresponsible, yes. but that’s what the rest of life is for so i see things, like an immigrant couple: clinging to tradition and the past a warm body creates a sense of peace but i know that no matter what the shells can fall the big guns can strip you naked and destroy your life death and snakes wait around every corner no matter where you are. if the scent of mai tais fill the air, or cow shit, stale beer, morning dew… or expensive perfume [...]
Patrick Walsh is the author of many self help books that mostly deal with how to help men meet and talk to women. Walsh’s latest book ‘Get That!’ is about getting that married woman of your dreams, even for just a short time. It also explains how to maintain several relationships with married women at once. In the epilogue Walsh details how to destroy the marriage as a last resort. More often than not, when the husband finds out his wife has been cheating he usually just moves out immediately and avoids all contact with the life he thought he [...]
Fighter plains fly like birds Feathers of carbon fiber Glued with Horse tail precision amounts to Balance Lost on drunken nights Like walks alone Hope to not be held up again By two Mexicans with A porn star sized 45 Old west looking rusty killer Thanks for the gin Pointed in my teeth Give cash, look down OR DIE Asked what I’d support if i had to Fuckin’ commie or capitalist hero? The FBI got wind Now I find my neck in a guillotine Waiting for the shwwwwwoooop shwap! I heard you can see for 11 seconds I hope someone [...]
Abstract friends Painted like the night lurking to morning gray turns bright silver on the horizon half moon goes down dew forms like water colors dipped on blades of grass soon to be cut tossed into bags by migrant worker(s) dishwashers clean spoons that fell out of the ice cream trucks garbage plastic spoon microwaved and dipped in honey warm on rye that was slightly burnt aluminum roofs in developing countries listen to the rain hit like pellets drip drip drop go – to - sleep
Editor’s note: This recently uncovered audio is a testament to my commitment to the miserable craft of writing. In an effort to become a better writer, a better person, even a better drug user I took the advice of a disgruntled reader. Some dipshit named Geoff suggested I use more drugs to improve my grammar. So I did just that. The name of the actual town where mountain donkeys hail is called Oatman not Kingman. Against my better judgment, here is a five minute conversation between Pat Seanrick Walsh, myself and some chick. JSS “Announcement, the line of blow, the [...]
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Editor’s note: found this little gem quite amusing. When the film adaptation of For Whom the Bell Tolls was ready for release, the producers sent a telegram to the author, who was on Bimini: “FILM IS FINISHED, YOU WILL LOVE IT. ALL WE NEED IS A SHORT, SNAPPY, SEXY TITLE.” Hemingway wired back: “HOW ABOUT FUCK?”
perhaps a conversation would suffice
Editor’s Note: Some guy who lives in Santa Cruz got my phone number from a friend from a friend from a friend kind of thing and insisted I come down to hang out. Here is a series of two voicemails I received at 3am. Voicemail I: Don’t you fucking start with me you fucking artist, I fucking hate your life. I know I am one and I fucking hate myself that way and I know I hate myself and I know like you are one, and so you hate yourself that way, in identifying, and stuff. And we haven’t offed [...]
The Cedar Room was an old haunt me and all my heavy drinking buddies used to frequent in the early 2000′s. It sucks now. And I don’t drink like I’m getting paid for it any longer. The Cedar Room recently changed hands like an autocratic regime. The experienced elder got old and sickly and was forced to retire, while the dipshit son took over and fucked a good thing up by changing everything. The Cedar Room once upon a time was a funky neighborhood bar with panties and dollar bills thumb-tacked to every conceivable spot on the ceiling and walls. [...]
I was up by 630 this morning, didn’t get to sleep till just a few hours ago. I was nervous about my test results. I had to go into the doctor’s office and discuss what’s going on. I can’t sleep when I have to wake up early because it pisses me off to know I have to get up early. I’m convinced I’m fucked up in several ways. I have been having chest pains, tight chest, shortness of breath, possible ulcer, fatigue, insomnia, my left nut retracts way deep into my body when I do Kegel exercises, the taste of [...]
White went to grey Grey went to black The black blankness was there Nagging Although still functional in life, Still having the urge to move forward Missing something, Without knowing Chance encounter Hopefully not just a rebound Picking fresh flowers like a teen The spring dew drips off the flower It drips down to the ground like ink Slow Slow motion It splatters and writes a name Back to normal motion Walking around in the moonlight The names appear hear and there In between Joking, Laughing Writing on shit, not caring Grey turns to white White turns to something potentially [...]
One of Physicists primary objectives is to find a Grand Unifying Theory (GUT). The point of this GUT is to unify all of the four fundamental forces that we observe in nature into one complete theory that can explain them all. There are many GUTs in existence but the most primarily focused upon GUT is a theory that goes by the name String Theory. Since String Theory seems to be the most promising GUT at the moment and has been for many years, I will use current literature to highlight and explore the implications, problems, and possibilities with String Theory. [...]
Emile Durkheim had many ideas about society and religion, how they supported each other and how they are linked together. This paper takes two church services of different faiths and examines them prima facie, then draws parallels to Durkheim’s work. The two services are compared and contrasted and then a discussion will follow that explains how the services each fit into Durkheim’s paradigm. Durkheim argues that in either a mechanical or organic society when there is any separation of the profane and the sacred, religion arises. Durkheim’s view is that no object was intrinsically profane or sacred. A mere objects [...]
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Just hearing that familiar voice Sometimes, that’s all it takes When you are in the depths of a sorrow Depression or whatever may cause it Sometimes that voice Or that call, That visit Makes all the difference But usually however much you want When you are down and out, That voice does not come But You have substances Alcohol, pills, etc They can help to some extent But the reassurance, The feeling of life Of purity That only comes from another human Makes you feel OK It only comes sometimes Usually when you don’t need it But when you need [...]
Vodka, yes Rum, only when I’m in Puerto Rico Whiskey, Only ones not blended Gin, sure Beer, sometimes Vermouth, in a martini Wine, red Tequila, no thanks Absinthe, now and then Brandy, no Scotch, with soda water Cider, OK Water, in the morning
Exhausted yet exhilarated Drained but excited Death lurks around every corner But so too does love Doves fought and fell to the ground Right in front of me I stared down at them in awe Why did two birds just fall out of the sky? Landing at my feet The victor of their skirmish Flew away, to find the love It fought for The Other dove gasped its last Breath I shook my head as if in a dream As I kept walking to my car From the hospital doors
Women or shall I say; Girls Nowadays, act as if they can do anything Largely because guys want to get their penii Wet And don’t react normally to the stupid Shit they do So, last night, this GIRL Hit me in the nuts She thought it was funny I didn’t, Another GIRL Came up to defend I wanted to bitch slap them both But some Captain-Save-A-Hoes, Some Larrys Were pervin’ around And wanted to fight So I didn’t
I work for 15 days I get direct deposit into my bank account The bourgeoisie quickly takes it all out Bills to pay I work another 15 days for the bourgeoisie They take it out again Bills to pay I’m broke in 8-9 days; Usually I eagerly await the bourgeoisie to drop my cash in my bank account once again So they can take it again
The Fourth of July is so fucking lame, especially here in Sacramento. But it sucks in general too. I haven’t found an article claiming so, and yet I feel compelled to write it. The Fourth sucks harder than a deaf kid under the surplice of a Catholic. When one thinks of the Fourth of July, independence I’m sure (I hope) comes to mind, maybe freedom of the press, or even why Tea Partiers can’t spell check cardboard signs. I was thinking, damn I’d sure love to go camping in the woods, and not deal with what typically sounds like the [...]
When I was little Sometimes I would go to my grandpa’s house He had bamboo in his back yard A greenhouse Big hands And a pool filled with cold water But I liked swimming in it There was an Orca tiled into the bottom that I would dive down to He would give me “Highlights” magazines to read And the tagline “Fun with a Purpose” I misread As synonymous with that Orca I wondered what his deal with whales was… I was told he loved us, but he was hard and rough Aside from the pool The big hands The [...]
I was brushing my cat’s short gray hair She is about 14 or 15 years old She is very temperamental If you touch her too long Or in the wrong place She will bite But she loves to be brushed If you brush her too long She will bite She has been wearing here leathern spiked collar for years I bought it at Petco Real leather, it was not cheap If you touch her leather spiked collar She will bite If you pet her stomach She will bite I almost bit her once But I didn’t I didn’t want to [...]
“And just like that he left, taking an old hard-bound copy of the sound and the fury with him. That’s what smart people read, right? I’ve been told that. By a junior college professor once… Smart people are overrated. And what did he do for a living? You mean to collect money? I suppose that’s what I mean. I don’t know, suffered, nailed his soul to a cross and cried like a little girl. What does anyone do? What they can: work. I should have figured as much. Nothing would have just come easy. Well, that’s not entirely true; walks [...]
Once upon a time When I was in 8th grade 1992 or 1993 Before the internet was accessible There were bulletin board systems (BBS) I dialed to one in Sacramento I downloaded a nude picture of Cindy Crawford Topless I saved it to my computer It took about 20 minutes The file was 10KB I printed it off using my dot matrix printer Then I experimented I experimented I experimented
I may have met you on the street Or in an alley Or in a club Or on the sidewalk Or in the gutter Or in the nice lounge You are invariably a female I’ve either become bored of you Or you’ve become bored of me Or you gave me your number to entertain Or to get rid of me Or I don’t want to play your chasing Games So what I do is add a “Z-“ To the beginning of your name in my phone So you go to the bottom of my list So that I know when [...]
Eye contact occurs In a dingy club Dancers dancing, Bros tossing back shots You casually meet You exchange phone numbers Then you text You text Text Finally you talk (in person on the phone) If you get lucky you get coffee Then later you might do lunch Then you climax with dinner Then you have sex Dating is boring I don’t care what any girl says The thrill of the “catch” I’d rather the surprise of turning over In the morning And seeing whether I did well Or failed
This is a chapter from a novel that I am working on. This is fiction, do not get mad at me. Two straights and two gays occupied the night of May 15th 2010. As we pioneered from destination to destination it seems the good times happen between the end points rather than at the destinations themselves. The night didn’t get too eventful until we all had perfectly measured and thought out proportions of liquor. Pints of Beer and good whiskey and other shitty whiskey burned down our throats and into our bellies, mixed with our stomach acid and entered our [...]
Opening Reception May 22, 2010, 7-10 p.m. On view May 22 Through June 12, 2010 If cooking is an art form, then food is the most common medium of artistic expression in the world. Opening May 22, Scion’s Installation L.A. Gallery presents “Palate,” a group exhibition of internationally lauded artists in which food takes its rightful place inside the gallery. Curated by Zio Fulcher, “Palate” features new works and installations by Clare Crespo, Jeph Gurecka, Scott Hove, Tamara Kostianovsky, Alan Macdonald, James Reynolds, Martha Rich and Jeff Vespa at Scion’s 4,500-square foot Installation Space in Culver City. “Palate,” which means [...]
The unthinkable has happened, something I would have never suspected the pioneering folks over at Buffalo Trace Distillery would have ever even considered. Let me tell you how the story goes. I was at the local liquor store “A&P” on the corner of 21st and K, a staple of Sacramento boozers, trannies, junkies, weekend warriors, etc. I buy a very special Kentucky bourbon, Ancient Age, a good amount of time, ok nevermind, everyday. It is literally my favorite Kentucky bourbon. Yeah, fuck you bourbon snobs; back off with your snide remarks. As I handed over my 5 bucks for a [...]
Rotten Apples is finally coming together for Summer 2010, and here’s a sneak peek. What started in a garage in Fair Oaks in 2006 has changed course half a dozen times and is slowly but surely growing into a brand. More to come at www.rottenapplesco.com, so stay tuned, and keep the scene alive.
The only girl I ever loved Was a complete fraud Frauds are fakes and fakes Never change People try as hard as they can To forget about their lies That’s why they Go to the grave Hating themselves That’s why you should be open Be you Be what you won’t regret Love what you love No matter what anyone thinks Don’t blow your Brains out Good luck Getting brain Love, love, love Forget the nay Sayers Love And be happy Be happy You; I
During a quick visit to Upper Playground Sacramento I was shown M.I.A.s new music video, “Born Free”. To be honest, at first I was expecting some corny video that would cater toward a teeny hipster crowd. But my preconception of M.I.A. was extremely far from reality. The video reminded me of a mix between District 9, Gummo and the last Rambo. The video is about 10 minutes long with M.I.A.s new song serving as a good soundtrack. The video, like District 9, makes a political statement about how easy genocide can and does happen. It makes you want to raise [...]
I woke up drunk regretting all of the usual mistakes from the night before, felonies, moral transgressions, and copious drug use. I had a mind numbing headache, so I decided what better way to make myself feel a little less hung over? Perhaps I’ll eat some greasy fast food. As I was on my way to Taco Bell I saw a KFC joint, and I thought to myself “fuck that I’m going to get some chicken!” On my way into the fine KFC establishment I saw this “thing” on the door, a sandwich with chicken for buns, Yeah. So being [...]
Editor’s Note: Another inconsequential article on Californians to Protect Local Taxpayer and Vital Services. Californians to Protect Local Taxpayer and Vital Services has gathered close to a million signatures in support of the Local Taxpayer, Public Safety and Transportation Protection Act of 2010. Support for this bill has been overwhelming throughout California. The number of signatures gathered by late February stood at 500,000. Roughly 320,000 signatures were gathered between the end of February and the end of March. The act is designed to prevent the Legislature from transferring, borrowing, restricting, taxes imposed by municipalities by amending the California constitution. The [...]
Alex Pardee kicked off his US art tour today starting at Upper Playground in Sacramento. Legions of loyal fans started to patiently line up outside of the store waiting to get a print, vinyl toy or some other art related object signed and perhaps drawn or painted on by Pardee. Alex Pardees first stop was here in Sacramento he will then go around the United States stopping in cities and finally do his closing show at Fifty24SF Gallery in San Francisco. Pardee and his team had a webcam and laptop in tow which they are streaming all of their showings [...]
Press release: Characters are both the most easily accessible and neglected area in graffiti culture. They are the figures that stand by the side, drawing attention to the graffiti writer’s name. After Dokument Press’ first coloring book, the Graffiti Coloring Book, art expert and PhD Jacob Kimvall thought it was time for characters to stand in the spotlight. “I’ve always been fascinated by the characters of graffiti. They add playfulness to the poetic quality of the letters, and help to open up the pictures to the viewer. But they also have an artistic language of their own. At the same [...]
Editor’s Note: Here is an article about tomorrow’s event at Harlow’s on J st. Richard Trainor an investigative journalist will be signing copies of his book. Having spoke with him on the phone and started reading the book, he is a legit badass. He definitely sets a standard for investigative journalism, as a shitty and thankless job as it is. Richard Trainor investigative jouranlist to promote new book at Harlow’s Investigative journalist Richard Trainor will be promoting his new book, “Paradise Lost?: High-Speed Trains Get Waylaid, Shady Politicians get Billions and Taxpayers Get the Shaft!” at Harlow’s Wednesday. The book [...]
It’s gotten to the point; I go out every night Drink a pint of whiskey and talk to girls or not Night after night After night After night It gets old I’d say it contributes to a collective ring of depression I see the fellow lurkers out and know they are Depressed We all have problems Dead dads or moms Handicapped dads or moms Raped or abused Our own little reasons To explain why we do what we do Trying to break out of this cycle Is damn near impossible
Editor’s Note: This is fucking retarded. There is a saying in science that goes “This isn’t even wrong”, and this is what I first thought while reading this tripe. I find it amusing that Catholics think they’re the next Jew. I’m not seeing even a correlation between the two groups. Anyfuck, for your reading pleasure. VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI’s personal preacher on Friday likened accusations against the pope and the Catholic church in the sex abuse scandal to “collective violence” suffered by the Jews. Sacbee
From various people at various times. Patricia: It’ll be cool. I can think of something more fun Regina: me too.im hella borming but u better hang out! Ernie: Hella sick… Just chillin on night meds. Amir: Haha. Sounds good. With hard work comes sluts, drugs and guns… Kyle: Aha. Why didn’t i think of that. Theres burger and gaga. I swear we discovered another one that i cant remember right now. Lets do research. Jessica: You said shes an upgrade do you not remember? Jessica: I know but u said shes betterthan me, i dont disagree Jessica: Um your texts [...]
Me: hey Me: sorry agian about the party i Me: recently listened to the audio Me: and im pretty mean Me: really mean Me: but I think im going to transcribe it all b166er2501 : I’m not here right now Me: fuck nevermind Me: faggot
Editor’s note: Here is an article I wrote on Daniel Fredrick. Published today at www.scramentopress.com. Personally I think Ted Gaines is retarded and his hyperbole about businesses leaving California is retardeder. Peace and Freedom Party candidate
I have to say that I have a love/hate relationship with Southern California. There are creative/business oportunites everywhere and it certainly provides a platform that should you succeed in whatever it is you are pursuing, you set the bar pretty high for any future competition. What I’m not so clear on is that for some reason the majority of the world aspires to something that really isn’t that impressive once experienced in person. Like anywhere else, L.A. is what you make of it. That being said, I do have a gripe. This city is enourmous and you have to travel to reach nature [...]
I was graciously invited to a UFC to Super Bowl party last night, a potentially disastrous 36 hour long party, I obliged. I like neither sporting events but I had been a recluse for the last day and a half sitting on the couch reading Letters to a Young Contrarian by Christopher Hitchens and needed some air…and beer. I stayed for the UFC fight but drinking until the Super Bowl the following day wasn’t on my agenda. I don’t really care for UFC or the cult of personalities within this fad. Some of the fights were good I guess, bloody, [...]
I’m already tired of hearing about this faggy T-Bow character and Super Bowl ads. I can’t escape this culture even if I tried. I’m getting the perception ‘fair’ media is at stake and that CBS won’t show ‘controversial’ ads but will air T-Bow talk about pro-life. It is presumptuous and completely erroneous to think that the Super Bowl is (re)defining media coverage. And people watch the Super Bowl for commercials. Human beings are waiting for a clip of video stream that wants to sell them something. Ultimately. The Super Bowl is not a daily newspaper, it’s not Mother Jones, it’s [...]
Editors Note: Back in the mid 90’s I was into going to a lot of punk shows – I still am from time to time even now. The other day I was rummaging through some of my old stuff and I found an article that I had cut out that reminded me of one show I attended. It was a more memorable one that I went to with a few friends, I forget exactly who, But I remember my friend Jarret Cook was there. I could be way off on some of the minor details but I think the show [...]
Last night I had the opportunity to go music/comedy extravaganza “Stand by Haiti” hosted by Jack Black at what I consider an awesome venue, the Wiltern (probably just because I saw NIN at the Wiltern for their last show, so it has a special place in my heart). To be honest I didn’t much want to go out on a Tuesday, and an earthquake in Haiti is nowhere near the top of my priority list, but it was free, and I have to say I was very pleasantly surprised. The lineup was broken into two groups: stand-up acts (Maya Rudolph, [...]
So I had a great night at the last day of the Sacramento Electronic Music Festival (SEMF) at The Townhouse in Sacramento. Sister Crayon played great as usual, except they didn’t have the volume up high enough on the lead singers’ voice. Since her presence and voice transcends sound barriers it made up for the issue. I talked to a few old friends about the old Capitol Garage location, reminiscing on punk rock shows. I am fairly sick with a cold, and was trying to keep my distance from a lot of my friends and may have seemed unfairly rude. [...]
L.A. has something like 50,000 homeless people roaming the streets. I can only assume that a combination of Vietnam, Ronald Reagan and a warm climate make it this way, but regardless they often make for some interesting people watching. Here on the strip of Santa Monica Blvd. that runs through West Hollywood there are a few local bums that have earned a special place in my heart. In no particular order, I introduce you to the hobos in my neighborhood: Harriet the Snake Woman. She usually sits on the sidewalk with a crumpled paper cup asking for change. On a [...]
photo: harmarsuperstar.com I walked to Sacramento lesbian bar turned hipster funhouse, Townhouse, by my lonely. A girl invited me to see The Storytellas, a great local ska band that were playing at a venue nearby. She said she would be outside when I walked by. I walked by and didn’t see her curls so I kept on going to do what was originally planned at The Townhouse. As I was approaching my good friend Josh called me and said, “It’s bullshit man, its 7 bucks to get in tonight” I replied, “There is no way I am going to pay [...]
Published on www.sacpress.com By Justin Smith Californians to Protect Local Tax Payers & Vital Services launched a signature-gathering drive throughout the state to protect local taxpayers and municipalities against the state from perpetually looting city funds to balance the state budget. The Local Taxpayer, Public Safety and Transportation Protection Act would amend the California constitution under Section 24, Article XIII (b): The Legislature may not reallocate, transfer, borrow, appropriate, restrict the use of, or otherwise use the proceeds of any tax imposed or levied by a local government solely for the local government’s purposes. According to the Californians to Protect [...]
Living in Los Angeles, you can’t spit without hitting a “medical” marijuana clinic, which are now more common that Starbuck’s. It has been interesting to see these so-called clinics sprouting up like weeds (pun intended), and not being a pot smoker myself I kinda wanted to know more. Particularly why I have never seen anybody that looks like a terminal cancer or glaucoma patient hanging around out front. Are the clinics good/bad? Is there any crime involved? Why do they exist? Medically speaking, marijuana has moderate analgesic properties; it neither prevents nor cures anything, so people take it to, big [...]
Note: I came across this poem I quickly scribbled on the back of a piece of notepaper from when I was going to UC Davis in 2003 or 2004 and I kind of liked it, so here it is: Am I depressed Or are my emotions repressed Maybe my anger is on recess The more I look I see less America is about being best Spread your wings and leave nest Join a religion to pass a test But your guess is as good as my guess Be submissive don’t ask questions Don’t think too much or give suggestion The [...]
who really gives a fuck
Cats look like the ultimate Junk users I looked over at my 2 cats in Pure ecstasy But they aren’t on drugs Lounged out Eyes barely open Looks like they are on some really Good shit
I was watching the news this morning and an interesting commercial caught my eye. The commercial was for McCormick dried oregano leaves and what I found particularly odd was that the dried oregano was being billed as a “source of antioxidants.” Really?! Oregano? I had ignored this trend for years, but now I have to draw the line. In the last five years this antioxidant trend has grown into a multimillion dollar business in which thousands of people buy products that they think are going to make them healthier in some way. So what is an antioxidant? As I understand [...]
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