‘Stories’ Archives
A Bad Day At The Office
It was one of those in-between days, in that wasn't unbearably hot but had a filmy grime quality that makes you feel like you need a shower. It's hard to get motivated in times like these and really [...]
Book Release: Gourmont’s Lovely Lesbians
The long awaited, much anticipated book release by Michael Jones in conjunction with Anomie Publishing and LanguageAbuse.com is finally available. Official release date will be on June 9th 2012 at [...]
The Future: So Pure! 2000 & Beyond
The year was 1994; bulletin board systems (BBS’s) were quickly giving way to the internet. In the basement a bright young fellow, Lee Jackson, was running his own BBS dial-up service when he [...]
Wake Up
Dreams in our sleep Make us all think For if there exist these Alternative worlds of the night Which come to mind at ease Might this be a clue To other dimensions Other realities What [...]
Pondering “Psychosocial Evolution”
I often let my mind wander in in the realm of psychosoocial Darwinism, as it is entruiging yet elusive what may become of us humans if our brains evolve in the future (they have up to this point, so [...]
Grey Day
I'm fucking sick and tired of living in a world of black and whites (not race). I'm tired of everything having to be one or another, no dualities, promoting one cause or hating it. No one can just [...]
Nursing home rebellion
To the reader of Language Abuse, an unavoidable situations has presented itself that has effectively threatened Language's Abuse's hyperpostmodernistic-future. No, no there hasn't been any lawsuits, [...]
T.M.I.
Sitting in the Doc's office I notice a older dude walk in he looks to be between the ages of 60 to 70 I notice he's sporting a king size bulge that won't quit. He sits down next to this crazy looking [...]
Got Your Fig and Olive Right Here
After five years I finally came into a bit of money, and shocked by this forgotten feeling, I had absolutely no idea what I should do with it. So, not being particularly interested in much of [...]
Stressed Out People
So I work in the wonderful world known as retail and I gotta put up with some real fuckin bitches!! So here's my solution: Suck a dick or eat a Vag! Seriously folks get FUCKed it relieves [...]