Posts In Category Stories

Cocaine Grrrls

on May 23, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

Note by Author: All of my works are purely of fiction and must be read that way. Girls that do Cocaine annoy the shit out of me. I can easily […]

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Astrology: Even Dumber Than Religion

on May 21, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

Astrology and the people that believe it are idiots. If it were in fact true in the pure theoretical means that proponents of it ascribe to, it would be a […]

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Explicit Sexual Activity

on May 20, 2011 by r.a.w. in Stories, Comments (0)

All the trappings of a creative environment are here Solitude a TV books music mirrors and some drink In this instance Spanish gin and rye whiskey Firsts both And yet […]

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Mouth Breathers: I Hate You

on by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

Yeah that title is right. I don’t care about your “septum problems”, or your “allergies” or whatever else dumb fuck reason you have for not breathing out of your nose. […]

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While My Guitar Gently Weeps

on May 13, 2011 by r.a.w. in Stories, Comments (0)

We were several hundred miles south of Sacramento when we stopped for gas at one of the many non-descript truck stop/fast food hubs along the five en route to Los […]

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Rape in the 21st Century: A Scientific Study

on May 12, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

Dr. Johns M. Pierston Ph.D. Dr. Abrams Larry Johnson Psy.D. Let me preface this very scientific article to let all you readers know that all participants in this study were […]

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Labor = Money

on April 28, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

The bourgeoisie is a speck of the general population The “middle class” is largely a hologram designed by the bourgeoisie This “middle class” is riddled with debt and loans that […]

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Cycles

on April 27, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)

As predictable as Bukowski taking another shot Of Whiskey Or Hunter Thompson taking as many drugs he possibly can Then shooting his typewriter Or like Ferlinghetti’s poem structure Even Hemingway’s […]

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Local champ writes vapid article

on April 12, 2011 by admin in Stories, Comments (0)

Here is an article about mustaches. Not only is the subject lamer than a three legged homeless dog, there is a complete failure to recognize the most epic staches in […]

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2011: Lesbianism

on March 5, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (1)

From a purely sociological point of view the way I would normally look at this topic is by doing some sort of survey/data capturing technique on the subject then analyzing […]

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