Eye contact occurs

In a dingy club

Dancers dancing, Bros tossing back shots

You casually meet

You exchange phone numbers

Then you text

You text

Text

Finally you talk (in person on the phone)

If you get lucky you get coffee

Then later you might do lunch

Then you climax with dinner

Then you have sex

Dating is boring

I don’t care what any girl says

The thrill of the “catch”

I’d rather the surprise of turning over

In the morning

And seeing whether I did well

Or failed