I may have met you on the street

Or in an alley

Or in a club

Or on the sidewalk

Or in the gutter

Or in the nice lounge

You are invariably a female

I’ve either become bored of you

Or you’ve become bored of me

Or you gave me your number to entertain

Or to get rid of me

Or I don’t want to play your chasing

Games

So what I do is add a “Z-“

To the beginning of your name in my phone

So you go to the bottom of my list

So that I know when you are calling

Or texting me

And can know when to ignore you