Cunts

Women or shall I say;

Girls

Nowadays, act as if they can do anything

Largely because guys want to get their penii

Wet

And don’t react normally to the stupid

Shit they do

So, last night, this GIRL

Hit me in the nuts

She thought it was funny

I didn’t,

Another GIRL

Came up to defend

I wanted to bitch slap them both

But some Captain-Save-A-Hoes,

Some Larrys

Were pervin’ around

And wanted to fight

So I didn’t