on July 21, 2011 by Mitchel Jonas in Stories, Comments (0)
My Bucket List*
*Complete Fiction
- Do some gay shit (Just to see if it’s all the hype)
- Do needle drugs, injecting into my penis vein
- Get raped, and collect SSI
- Walk in on two of my buddies’ dads butt-fucking
- Run a meth lab using child labor
- Buy a bride and resell her on the black market
- Buy dirty bomb materials on the black market
- Be a black market salesman
- Be part of a federal investigation
- Be a part of an electronic band that lip-syncs all their material
- Own an Island
- Make the island a sovereign nation
- Do that shit where you kidnap people and let rich old men hunt them (on my island)
- Have a near death experience, do DMT, see if DMT and NDE are similar
- Do PCP, get naked and be on an episode of COPS
- Visit North Korea and attempt to “go undercoverâ€
- Do that thing that other people can do on the internet, where they can stick their own penis head in their own asshole (tried, not long enough)
- Bring things back to the way they were in 88’
- Shut down the internet and make people get a fucking life
To Be Continued…
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