- Drink an ayahuasca and tonic.
- Throw a frozen GoGirl at someone’s head who’s wearing a “livestrong” bracelet.
- Foursome with hot disenfranchised former Soviet Bloc girls.
- Literally ride a tiger (under humane conditions of course). I refuse to think Ronnie James wasn’t on to something major.
- Free baited bears and help kill their keepers by pulling out their teeth and nails and making them fight dogs.
- Accurately define “Neohyperpostfuturism” and teach it at Harvard.
- Take a bullet (non-lethal/debilitating).
- Build a Mandroid and teach it to drive.
- Go semi-pro in the bumfighting circuit.
- Witness munging.
- Scuba up to an oceanside party wearing a tux under my wetsuit, then join the festivities with a “no biggie” attitude.
- Hang out with Len. I wonder what happened to him/them…
- Heroin in the dorsal, n.q.a. (not to rip off Mitch J)
- Shine a lazer into the cockpit of Air Force One.
- Travel through time.
- Learn Majick
I think that might be it. For now, anyways.