on August 11, 2011 by r.a.w. in Stories, Comments (0)
Your Retro Career Melted
I was on my way to the store with a plastic bag full of change
The idea was to go to the CoinStar to get some cash to buy a sandwich
As I went West on Santa Monica Blvd
A hipster girl with big tits
And thigh
And ankle
And calf tattoos
Slid easily by astride a swank fixie with purple rims and useless handlebars
This is why she didn’t use them
As she used her long legs to pedal and steady the bike
Whilst she texted on her iPhone
Oblivious to the world
This snapshot whizzed by an out of my mind as I continued on
Then: WHUNK!
Up ahead she ran into a the side of a Prius that was pulling into the Ramada
She lay sprawled like a spider in the gutter
As men rushed to help her up
The Toyota driver and girlfriend got out panicked
And looked at the car to make sure it was fine
As I passed, I saw the hipster girl was OK physically
But in her eyes you could tell she was in agony
She had never been completely vulnerable before
I momentarily wondered if lessons would be learned from this
Then continued on my way
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